Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Not been offered any work recently. Things getting bad. Need to pay off the tax bill. Hugh Heffner not replied to my semi-nude twitpic sent him.

I hear that Naomi Campbell is looking for a PA. Oh, I get it, not an actual PA that does typing and stuff like arranging her life, this must be someone she wants to argue with and throw shoes at for a reality tv show about her life. I could do that. But I'd throw shoes back at her.

But I've to do this job, I've heard Naomi has loads of 'prescription medicines..


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