Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 July 2012

I'm not going back into Atomic Kitten. One of the other girls, not naming any names - but I guess she won't wanna snog or marry me anytime soon - didn't want me in.

I take credit for getting them where they are today, doing the groundwork, all the shitty nightclubs and the schools.

Anyway, I've got my new life now, being the British version of Kim Kardashian. Anyday now a tv company will sign me up for a new reality show...


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