Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Monday, 5 March 2012

My old band mate Natasha whatser face has told the press that Atomic Kitten are getting back together!

Whoopee! Obviously they will need me otherwise the records will not sell, and they will not get any publicity.

Atomic Kitten without me would be like Nazi Germany without Adolf Hitler. Unthinkable! Like the internet without dog porn. Reminds me, must get that virus removed from my ipad.