Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

Been shopping. Iceland's massive prawn skip will do for the party tonight. I know I shouldn't buy from them after they dumped me, but you shouldn't resist a bit of quality grub every now and then, should you?

Taking the kids for a run around in the park today. I'll wear my new jeans - they should reduce my buttock size for the cameras. Also must buy magic pants (as recommended by Gok Wan).

Ooooh! There's an interviewer at the door. Aww, it's Gary. He always brings kebabs for the kids. Oh, look, he has his camera too! Must find those jeans and a low-cut top.