Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

So I've decided to get married again. This time It's definitely the real thing. Yeah my fiance, err thingy majig, whats his name, ah I'll remember it in a minute - I'm on medication - that's the reason I can't remember it. I'm getting married again. Oh hang on, I've already wrote that. I'm on medication, I'm not drunk. Oh hang on, I've already wrote that. I think I better start this again. Can you stop the cameras. Oh hang on, this is my diary. I thought I was on tv. I'm on medication you know, I'm not drunk. So I've decided to get married again. Oh hang on, I've said that. I'm gonna have to finish this tomorrow, I'm on medication now, I'm not drunk.