Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 June 2010

Had a bit of a day today. I asked Andrew to paper and gloss the woodwork in the main bedroom, and he seemed pretty pissed off.

Little does he realise I only went out with him because I have no money and couldn't afford to decorate the new house; what's the point of having to put up with him if he's not going to get on with it!!

Shit, just remembered - I must ring the Nanny downstairs to see how the kids are!?

I have been working on my clothing range today, but the manufacturer's are struggling with the material selection. I insisted that the clothes must have the ability to stretch from a size 10 to a size 18 so that I can wear them all year round. I also wanted them stain resistant in case the kids touch me when I walk past them to the car.

I'm really excited, I have booked a holiday for later in the year and can't wait. It's an exclusive resort where I've stayed before called The Priory.

Who knows, if money picks up, I might be able to afford another Nanny and knock a kid out with Andrew to keep him sweet until he's finished the decorating. I could do with the extra child allowance anyways.


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