Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 May 2012

In 2008, when I lost the Mayor's position, I plausibly claimed that my defeat was due to the unpopularity of Gordon Brown.

This time there really can be only one excuses, with Labour in London being 19 per cent ahead in the polls, and that is the absolutely "incredible media battering" I had had to endure during the campaign!"

Don't know what else to say really now.

Oh yes, I'll announce that I am to leave politics after four decades of campaigning!

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