Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 April 2012

In Dave Hills London blog, for the Guardian newspaper site, he wrote:
You've heard of Build-a-Bear. Course you have! Well, now you can build a mayor! Thrillingly, a crack team of Guardian geniuses has created an online machine for assembling a "custom mayor" for London based on your pick from a range of policy pledges. I've already had a go and duly produced a centre-left bricolage comprising 50% Green Jenny Jones, 30% Red Ken Livingstone and 20% Yellow Brian Paddick.
That's a little more Brian than I am in real life and a little less Ken, but the basic pattern is bang on.
Sorry Boris, by the way.

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