Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 May 2012

Come on London - its upto you now to put me back where i belong - the king of London town since 1981 when i first led the GLC.

Would have been nice if Labour peer Alan Sugar would have endorsed me - cos' he's on the telly people listen to him - whereas whenever Labour leader Ed Miliband appears on telly people fall asleep.

People credit Boris with setting up the bike scheme in 2009 - but it was first suggested when i was Mayor between 2000-2004. These things take time. Hopefully tonight i can tell Boris 'Bojo -on your bike!'


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