Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Andrew Gilligan, the Telegraph's London Editor wrote in his comment column:
Tower Hamlets: dead and incarcerated people vote. "Now I learn that a gentleman called Shahidul Islam, of Hanbury Street, visited a Spitalfields polling station in Thursday's election. There's only one problem: Shahidul Islam is currently in prison awaiting trial on charges of murder. And no, though remand prisoners can apply to vote, he hasn't done so. Another voter from Chicksands House has also voted in person. This voter is said by three sources to be dead - another person says, however, that he is merely seriously ill, which is why I'm not naming him. Whatever his state of health, he is certainly in no condition to get down to the polling station."

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