Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 April 2012

So, there are seven of us in the battle to become the next Mayor of London then.

Siobhan Benita (Independent), No chance. Carlos Cortiglia (BNP), Waste of space. Boris Johnson (Conservative), Have to watch him! Jenny Jones (Green), Dead-in-the-woods. Brian Paddick (Lib Dem), Farcical candidate and chance. Ha ha ha.Lawrence Webb (UKIP), and of course myself for Labour), with the full support of Ed Miliband... if that's worth anything?