Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

An interviewer asked how I feel because 'I look tired'!!

Nonsense I tell him - I've lost a stone on the campaign trail so far, and nearly gave my doctor an orgasm at my annual medical.

I've probably got it in me to father another five or six children with six or seven women - to add to the five children I already have with three women.

I could probably give that sperm donor a run for his money - he's fathered almost 400 children! That's more than a world class racehorse manages when put out to stud.

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