Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

My London Liberal Democrat mayoral competition Brian Paddick has pledged to create "youth hubs" funded by banks and luxury hotel guests if he is elected.

What a burk!

Conservative Boris Johnson has said he would introduce a police taskforce to tackle gangs if elected.

From where when they've cut back on thousands of London policemen already?

What a burk!

I say I would reinstate Safer Neighbourhood police sergeants.

cheaper and sensibel, and non-commital.

I'm not a burk!

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