Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 November 2016

Thank god that little Hollywood slut has pissed off back to the USA I just cannot understand what Harry see's in her the bitch.
The staff tell me she would not do anal or bareback so why Harry insists on sniffing round her rancid pussy when he know's I will let him have ball deep anal and even swallow his jiss is beyond me.
Hopefully he'll soon be banging my gash again as it is over a month since I've had a good seeing to and my vibrator batteries are running low.


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