Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Dear Diary - I am trying real hard to tone down my out-of-control antics. I have talked to my mom, whom I call mommy, and I have told her that I am going to try and stop acting like I am some black hip hop rap artist and act like the little white boy that I am.

I think that all of my fans will be happy with the new Justin Bieber, who is really just the old Justin Bieber but without all of the bling-bling and yo yo yo bro attitude.

I hope it works so that people can get off my friggin back, dammit!

Justin Bieber