Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 23 November 2011
Dear Diary -
I had a great time appearing on The View. Elisabeth Hasselbeck looks a lot prettier in person.
Barbara Walters looks a lot skinnier in person. Sheri Shepherd looks a lot heavier in person.
And Whoopi Goldberg scares the heck out of me. Her dreadlocks look like they could probably weigh about as much as a Boston Terrier.
I got to hug Mary J. Blige and that was nice.
Next time I hope to appear with my fabtastic girlfriend Selena Gomez.
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