Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Dear Diary -

I had a great time appearing on The View. Elisabeth Hasselbeck looks a lot prettier in person.

Barbara Walters looks a lot skinnier in person. Sheri Shepherd looks a lot heavier in person.

And Whoopi Goldberg scares the heck out of me. Her dreadlocks look like they could probably weigh about as much as a Boston Terrier.

I got to hug Mary J. Blige and that was nice.

Next time I hope to appear with my fabtastic girlfriend Selena Gomez.

Justin Bieber

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