Jordan - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 31 March 2012

Yesterday I was at the Olympic Park, for a fun run, in the company of Princess Beatrice.

I didn't get a chance to speak to her, or get a photo with her. Or get Harry's number. It's not very patriotic me having an Argentine boyfriend when we might be going to war with them over the Falklands.

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