Jordan - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 15 March 2012

Ken Barlow aka Bill Roach aka 'Cock Roach' has told Piers Morgan Life Stories that he has slept with 1,000 women. And i can believe it too.

When I slept with Ken, sorry Bill, it was the most amazing experience. No-one has ever pleased me like Billy Boy Barlow. In the morning he left a rose on my pillow, said me would call me.

He never called. And I have been looking for the perfect man ever since, knowing that they would never come close to Kenny B.

Every time I see him on telly, stroking Dierdre's shoulder, holding his glasses in his left hand, a tingle goes down my spine.

Instead of Ken, I settled on sloppy second bests with Dane, Dwight, Peter, Alex and Leandro. Oh, and Gareth.