Jordan - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Just heard on the car radio that Abu Quatari has been arrested and the Government has decided to deport him to Jordan!

I don't want him in my house. Bad enough I have to see Pete when he comes round to collect the kids every saturday.

UPDATE: Apparently, its the country Jordan, not me, Jordan the glamour model. I feel silly now. How do i delete a tweet?

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