Jordan - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
so Amy Whatserface has quit her contract with my company and sold a story to the sunday mirror.
She won my competition televised by sky to be my protege, and we would shape her future, advise her career and make her as famous as me. Well maybe not that famous.
She has complained about the car we gave her and the holiday offered to her. What a stroppy madam. Actually I'm secretly proud of her showing balls. I expect her to be in next weeks papers doing a kiss and tell with a footballer. Go Amy!
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