Jordan - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

How comes I haven't been listed in the FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World?

I told my staff to look under both my names - Jordan and Katie Price.

Check for different spellings - Kate Price, Katy Price, Katherine Price, Catherine Price, Katie Prince (easily done). Caroline Price?

What if I'm genuinely not on the list? Is that possible?
I hope I don't come across as vain, deluded and desperate...

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