Jordan - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 10 April 2011

I need to get one of my boobs changed but the surgeon called me up to tell me he's got HIV and can't work. Typical!!

Publicist also said wages didn't get through to Bobby and Daryl and if they don't get paid they will refuse to be my 'Pals' for the newspapers.

What's a girl to do? Mahiki I suppose :-(