Jordan - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 November 2010

Dear Diary,

I have just finished another book, about a horse riding princess. I just take the credit, and the money, someone else writes them for me. You didn't think I really wrote them all, do you? No, I am too busy filming new shows. I have new crews to get to know, and a new husband. I found him in my wardrobe the other day. It is good that he knows where his place is. I can lock him in there, and know he will still be there when I get back. To many husbands expect to have their own lives.............