John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Today I was called 'My Lord' for the first time. It was really exciting. I have come all this way and now I am in heaven. I have made some real pals with people in the Upper Chamber. We shout to each other over the bog doors about our favourite Ladies. Unfortunately there are not many beauties in the House of Lords. I have to look elsewhere. There are plenty of fish in the sea - especially my way in the noble city of Kingston upon Hull. Tomorrow we break up and I have several books to read during the holiday sent for review. You, dear Diary, will be the first to know my opinions.

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