John Prescott - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Dear Diary

Going round to Queenies later, going to talk about my knighthood.

Got to stop at Maccie D's on the way, then on to BK and KFC.

Gotta look after the constituents, eh?

Think I'll take the Jag.

And maybe Pizza Hut for supper.