Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 1 December 2014

No need to work unsociable hours now after new agreement with Chief Supreme Being. Great stuff, means I can lie in bed at the weekend and watch Star Trek, my favourite programme ever. This agreement also means working 9.00 a.m. until about 3.30 p.m. so people will just have to go and find a locum God outside of these hours. Emergency phone numbers have been posted on Church doorways now and people can always call 666 in case of evil emergencies.

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