Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 1 December 2014

Spent the afternoon near area 51, Nevada. I was making huge lights appear to hone my miracle skills and teaching a small class of angels the basics of illusions and genuine materialisations while pretending to be a U.F.O. hippy. Unfortunately an intergalactic exploration vessel took the lights to mean "clear to land". Made myself scarce and the angels just bolted. We all saw the funny side of things over some pop and chips back in heaven and laughed until we cried.

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