Jesus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 29 November 2014

Tried to put poor old Lazarus to rest again without success. Got a huge customs and excise bill for unpaid manufacturibg tax on wine after all my water to wine conversions, for which incidentally I am getting a bad press for. Apparently I am encouraging "binge drinking", but I am encouraging nothing, only compassion and forgiveness and for people to love their neighbours and be kind to children.


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