Jesus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 August 2012

I feel compassion for the billions of faithful Christian's who have prayed for and anticipated my return to earth, only to snuff it before I get back here.

I jut thought I'd mention that I have been waiting for thousands of years to return, and am well cheesed off.

But Dad say's you are all going to get even worse behaved before he let's me come back!

Oh dear...