Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 August 2012

I paid a clanestine visit to earth last month - I dropped in on the tiny island called Britain, and perused my earth children in a place called Nottingham.

Here I noticed they queued every day to pray at the Benefits Office.

Why wasn't Christ born in Nottingham? asked one of the men selling Big issues to the man behind the counter.

Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin! He answered!

See? I have a sense of humour!


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