Jesus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 August 2012

When I return to earth in my bodily form, the original intention was for me to address the population from the skys above with my angels hovering over and all around - I envisaged the spectacle would amaze and confirm the truth to the people.

Of course since me and Dad made these arrangement, earth has seen nuclear bomb explosions, been to the moon, and the populace believing what politicians say.... hoe could I follow that? Maybe I could run for president in the USA...

It would seem that politics is indeed a victim of religious influence. How we are going to acheive a seperation of church and state under these conditions is anyone's guess.


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