Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 20 August 2012

I sent down my Angels to make sure everythng was ready for my return to earth - but unfortunatley they arrived in England in August, 2011, during the riots and only two of the five made it back to heaven.

So I sent them down again this year in August, in London... one got knocked down by traffic, the other called in a church that had been taken over and turned into a mosque, and not been seen since!

Oh dear...