Jesus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Humans beings killed me on my first visit to the earth.

I shall shortly be returning as Dad planned just one more time.

Now I don't want you all to think that I am aiming on revenge, or that I've tormented and pained the spirits of those who have died since my first visist when they arrived in heaven.

I have not sent them down to the fires of hell - yet.

I suppose some of you have noticed the increas in what you call the Tsunamis, the mystery of the Burmuda triangle, and the hell on earth provided my Attila the Hun, Stalin, Hitler, Libya, Latvia and Lebanon?

If your name has an L in it... I'd be worried mate!

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