HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Monday, 9 September 2013
Andrew in trouble (or so they say). The truth is he's earmarked as the next monarch after she who never dies (or abdicates). It is all clear - Charles is a Charlie and just couldn't do it. William is Diana's son (as is Harry), plus her grandson George. Can't have that Spencer shadow over us. Andrew was just limbering up, giving the Palace the once over before he moves in.
MI5, who Charles has on a string - goodness knows how, must know something pretty big - were going to arrest Andrew for treason or something.
But I had a word and the plan is still on course.
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