HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Dear Diary - Just who is this Georgy Zimmerman bloke that I keep hearing about? Is he an NFL player or is he a member of the newly-revised Boston Celtics NBA team?

I asked the wife, Lizzy (Queen Elizabeth), and she told me she has no friggin idea.

I guess I'll call up Camilla Parker Bowles - the gal seems to know everything about everyone.

Prince Philip