HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Just thought I'd pen a New Year message. Can't understand why I got perfume for my Christmas present. Can't mask my puzzlement. Came from Christine with a note - 'This perfume should remind you of me'. Didn't show the family - they might have thought I'd gone queer. Tickets for a musical show as well.