HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

I think Fergie meant well when she spoke out on Kate Middleton's nude photo scandal, but her indoors just wants her to keep her nose in her own business.

As far as I'm concerned, she has absolutely no right to speak about the royals, considering she hasn't been one since 1996 and knows nothing about what is going on - remember she wasn't even invited to the wedding!

Mind you, she still has nice meaty thighs.

Eh eh eh!