HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

I saw Charles had been opening his mouth again. He may be right but he's not the Government. So I decided to have a word with him.

'You must let these idiots make a mess of things and simply look the other way' I told him.

'No way' he replied 'they are claiming climate change is load of codswallop.'

'But you're not a scientist' I tell him.

'No, but all the evidence points to climate change and nearly all scientists think it is happening and things are going to get worse.'

'Just waiting for you to take over and then things are sure to get worse.'