HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 April 2008

Dear Diary,

My little chickadee, oh how I have missed you. I am out of the hospital at last. Spending the weekend with Wills and Harry, just chilling man, just chilling. Watched that programme they did yesterday, it was good, but no Spitting Image, I can tell you that for nothing.

My Lizzie came in yesterday with a Corgi, said that it needed a walk, so we went of to London town. Really, they should not have so many police out. I have just been in Hospital, nothing serious. Still, I am the Queen's Consort, so it is the least I deserve really.