HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Monday, 25 October 2010

We are having to take our share of the cuts. Tough but fair. Our income will be DOWN and UP. It's 1% down altogether but cleverly the Government gave the imprssion it was 14%. Room for a knighthood here, methinks. Then there's the rent from the wind farms or something - enough to keep the wolf from the door! All this nonsense about Climate Change has been worthwhile after all.

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