HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Dear Diary, I am so tired of 'er indoors' walking so far ahead of me when we visit foreign countries. She says it's because she never knows when I am going to 'break royal wind'.

She just won't let me forget the incident on the veranda, which was caught on camera and is now on Youtube. I blamed her bloody corgies but she wasn't having it. The lads were giggling and pointing at me too. Making matters worse.

I'll get those bloody dogs back one of these days.

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