HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 25 April 2010

Dear Diary, I must admit to being extremely attracted to Camilla of late. I have been feeling more than 'excited' recently when in her presence.

These last couple of weeks I have been experiencing urges I thought were long since 'dead'.

When dear Camilla hurt her foot falling in the hole on her walk with Charlie, I wanted to take care of her like I would a wounded horse.

I do admit that I wish Charlie boy had been allowed to marry Camilla many years ago. I would then have had many years to letch after her and perhaps 'bed' her myself.

Still, I don't suppose it's too late. I live in hope.

The little triangular blue pills are working wonders. I just don't know what to DO with these feelings in my nether regions. I am unable to quench my 'thirst' by my own hand.

Charlie is going away on 'business' next week. Perhaps I will be able to spend some special time with Camilla whilst he is away.

As I say Dear Diary, I live in hope.


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