HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 December 2009

Dear diary - I like a blind guy just as much as the next man, so why are the bloody-media-puffters having another pop at me?

O.K. - so I insulted some poor sod because his tie was crap.

How was I to know that he was blinded defending the country that just happens to be owned by me and the wife?

I know what it feels like being blind and so I know how it must feel when a pig-ignorant herbert takes the rip.

But, answer me this question, royal diary?- do I take offence when the missus has a pop at me when I' blind-drunk?

Of course not! I just bloody well get on with my job of upsetting as many foreigners as possible.

The bloody soft bastards have lost their sense of humour!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more