HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 December 2009

Damnation and Blast! - Edward and his fucking annoying wife want to come over for Christmas lunch. I know he's my son, but he is a total cock and waste of time.

Told him we were busy, and suggested he give the Al-Fayed's a call.

Heh heh heh!

:-p