HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

December 9th - Met a frightfully pleasant chap this morning. Elizabeth and I were on our way to Windsor when our Rolls broke down. Blasted tyre went again, that's two in as many weeks. Chap came over and fixed it all for us at no charge - very polite chap. Trouble is, the fellow was a 'darkie'. Nevermind.......