HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

So having been put on the sick owing to my jippy back, I took Will's and Hazza's advice and and got down to some serious blood letting on a console:

12 Middle Eastern Diplomats
17 pregnant Muslim women
1 Middle Eastern heart surgeon
7 Coldstream Guards
47 visiting pensioner
1 Chelsea Pensioner
6 Rock 'Stars'
1 Swan
2 Minor Royals
18 Police Officers

It took for them to get through my drink and drugged-up haze to explain that the gore covered 12 gauge I was holding was not one of these 'consoles' Will's and Hazza spoke of.

Who'd have bloody thought it eh?

Tally ho!

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