HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 January 2009

Just one question, Dear, bastard, diary?

What the bloody-blue-blazes is wrong with the Paki bastards?

My bastard-damned-fine-grandson, Harry, is being hounded by the lentil sucking puffs and lezzies just because he called a fellow squaddie a Paki!

In my day we used to shoot the bastards!

Bugger it I'm off to kill something before I get too depressed!