HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 February 2009

Here we go again. Something else getting blown up out of all proportion and it's not a suicide bomber this time. What with Charlie and Harry getting told off for being racist it's the wife's turn this time.

Gollywogs. Not allowed to sell them in the shop so I'm told.
I used to have a Gollywog as a boy. Nothing wrong them whatsoever. He was a great butler.

Anyway going out hunting later. I'll take my anger out on something small and insignificant. Where is Kate Middleton these days?