Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 September 2016

Dear Diary-
I thought that saying I was sick and then I could take off and rest somewhere was a great idea until I actually caught pneumonia and was really sick. Now I almost wish I was back on the campaign trail again.

At least I can let Trump talk more and dig himself a few more holes he'll need to get himself out of. I would hate to be his PR people!