Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 February 2010

Another Day in my diary,another country!

Wow! I mean Wow! Barack has me on the hop, I've been averaging a country a week! That was not the deal, all that "You'll be my right
hand assistant." And towards the end of the election,"This is just a gravy job, your real value is right here in D.C." Right, where did all that go? Now I'm in Angola for the second time addressing a farmer's group on Agrarian Rights for cross pollenization of secondary tuber crops. I'm sure its important somehow and it does get me away from Bill for awhile.Wheww what a relief! But when do I get back to the Capitol and some real decision making? I'm sure they'll call me back soon.Clock's ticking guys! Hello, Helllllooooo back there. I'm here in Southern Africa. My cell phone is dying. I think I have the runs again.
Guys? Guys...

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